The news from California was about to put the kibosh on my general good feeling about the world as I headed out the door today, so I walked up to the Bridge Terminal instead of taking the ferry. While certainly no panacea against one kind of bigotry, I at least bought a front row seat to a lighter sort by so doing.
The bus was crowded and made us all privy to each others’ conversations. And lucky me, stuffed up against a couple blase university students:
“They stuck me in a bunch of philosophy classes!”
“Me, too! Aristotle! Can you believe Aristotle? He’s got some crazy sh*t goin’ on.”
“Let’s go for Thai food!”
“For what? I want to eat Chinese.”
“Oh then you’ll totally love Thai. It’s fancy Chinese. Pad tay [sic] is all noodles and shrimp and stuff.”
“I hate seafood. I want Chinese.”
“Well, we don’t have to go for Thai. We could have Vietnamese. There’s no seafood with that.”
“Have you had sushi?”
“I don’t like seaweed. I like regular Chinese food.”
“But rice is better. I don’t like to pay for cooked noodles.”
I was glad to see my stop. Glad we were going for Japanese food, seafood and seaweed and all. Too bad we didn’t have a volume of Aristotle along. Of all philosophers, he’d stroke out over the classification probs these folks expressed.